he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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