We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Will exercising make me less horny?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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