I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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