margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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