I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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