Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Enjoy the penises
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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