I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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