This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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