She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
