what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm eating all of the evidence.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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