Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Is it because I queefed?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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