The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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