i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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