You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Randomize
