yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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