I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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