Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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