Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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