sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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