No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
we're so committed to being not committed
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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