There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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