You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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