You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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