I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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