the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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