if you like me you must not know who I am
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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