At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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