It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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