ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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