I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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