yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Shame - the story of my life.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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