i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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