I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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