I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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