I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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