You work out of a Hotel?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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