And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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