This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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