People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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