just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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