i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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