Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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