so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
