They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
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