you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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