You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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