we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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