nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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