ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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