I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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