Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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