I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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