On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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