Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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