its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Randomize
