quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
My vagina is officially offended.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
