Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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